I Can't Take This Spam Anymore
I Can't Take This Spam Anymore
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Seriously, this junk is out of control. My inbox is stuffed with messages for miracle cures. How can I block all this nonsense? It's making me nuts.
- I just want get a legitimate email for once.
- Perhaps in another lifetime this will end.
- {Until then|{Until that day arrives|I guess I'll just have to keep deleting spam all day long.
Ugh, These Emails
My inbox feels like a garbage dump/is overflowing with/is choked by spam. It's like someone is dumping/as if an automated bot is relentlessly pouring/throwing/sending digital poop into my virtual mailbox every day. Every time I try to get some work done/check for legitimate emails/enjoy a moment of peace, there it is: another {outrageous offer/unbelievable deal/suspicious message from some random company/person/scheme. It's enough to make me want to throw my computer out the window/delete my email account/scream into fucking spam the void.
- I swear I didn't sign up for/How did they even get my email address?/Who gave them permission to bombard me with this junk?
- There are so many variations/It's always different/They use every trick in the book!
- Maybe one day I'll find a way to stop it/Someday they'll catch those spammers/Perhaps there's a magic spell for this problem.
Get This Shit Out of My Inbox
Seriously, enough is just plain wrong. Every day I get flooded with your lame junk mail for things I don't even want. I've made an effort to unsubscribe, but it's like talking to a deaf ear. At this point, I'm just pissed off.
- Just quit spamming me.
- Get a clue.
- I'm reporting your actions to the authorities.
Shut Down This Junk You Jerks
Listen up, you bunch of idiots. This spam/junk mail/crap needs to get the hell out here. I'm sick with your garbage to scam/con/trick me.
You think you're so clever sending me this useless/pointless/worthless junk, but you're just a bunch of losers. I'm going to report/block/slander every single one of your emails/messages/schemes. So consider yourself warned.
- Get lost
- I'm not interested
Enough is Enough, You Spamming Bastards!
Listen up, you lowlifes! Your spammy emails are clogging up inboxes and irritating people. We've had enough of your crap. This is your one strike to shape up. Keep sending that drivel, and we'll be forced to take you to court. Understand? Yeah, right.
Seriously With Your Spammy Messages
You believe you're so smart, sending out your garbage to every stupid person you can find. But guess what, jerk? I give a damn for your lies. Get a real job or go outside already.
- Get Lost With Your Spammy Emails
- I don't care
- Get a real job or kill yourself already.